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• Gingrich daughter's teen work may have violated law

  Wed Jan 18, 2012
  • Yes! Put those lazy kids to work instead of wasting their lives glued to video games, or worse, turning into little gangsters!

• Despite tensions, US rescues 13 Iranian seamen from pirates

  Fri Jan 6, 2012
  • "The infidels invaded our ship and kidnapped 15 of our Somolian bretheren, but 13 of us managed to fight them off and escape! Death to the infidels!"

• 'Crucified' Santa skeleton is decapitated

  Mon Dec 12, 2011
  • You can believe in the theory of evolution if you want to, but it is not a proven fact. That's why it's called a theory.

• 'Crucified' Santa skeleton is decapitated

  Mon Dec 12, 2011
  • I don't think there is anything to get upset about with this display. But I think it needs something. Maybe they should restore the head and dress it up with a turban and long black beard. Add a crescent moon and star somewhere on the outfit.

• Instant garage? No, a car took a wrong turn

  Fri Dec 9, 2011
  • Hopefully the driver has combined home and auto insurance, then it's covered!

• Remains of 1,639 'nameless' buried in LA

  Wed Dec 7, 2011
  • Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her nameNobody cameFather McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the graveNo one was savedAll the lonely peopleWhere do they all come from?All the lonely peopleWhere do they all belong?

• Holiday calendar: Masses in Mecca

  Fri Dec 2, 2011
  • Yes, it appears that Mohammed attempted to rewrite history when he wrote the Quoran. The Genesis story is much older. It's obvious when the Quoran talks about the existence of Christians and Jews, instead of Hebrews or specific Hebrew tribes.

• Do you know the way to San Jose?

  Thu Dec 1, 2011
  • Maybe I've misunderstood the meaning of that EJ song "Philadelphia Freedom" all these years, but I always thought it had dual meanings, one of which I thought was EJ promoting the freedom to be openly gay in Philadelphia.

• Mugger left bloodied after attempt on MMA fighter

  Tue Dec 6, 2011
  • Well, it's back to the pokie for this loser, where he will now be known as a MaMA's boy! "Hands against the wall boy, this is a stickup!" Only this time it will be Big Bubba doing the mugging.

• Boy, 9, suspended for reportedly calling teacher 'cute'

  Mon Dec 5, 2011
  • Based on the link provided by freedman1, I must assume that the 9-year-old must have been using some sort of relative comparison in describing the cuteness factor of his teacher, such as, "Compared to the roadkill that we passed on the way to school today, my teacher miss _X_— is cute."